Welcome back Underling, enjoy your very minor medical miracle
by John Doe, 31 October 2010

The Bored of Directors of The Lunatic Gazette Star Chronicle Journal Times, in a split decision reminiscent of Canada's Supreme Court, are happy to announce that our crack medical team are on the verge of waking Underling and his/her associates from a two year long coma. The Bored is also happy to announce that this decision will be reviewed on a weakly basis until it can be assured, ascertained and perhaps even accepted that Mr. & Mrs. Ling are in sufficient pain to keep them alert.

In announcing this decision the Bored wants to assure all employees of Man Ur Lifeboats that all call centre staff are required to consume two large coffees in memory of Bruce and Maggie before being traced to the site of this very, very minor medical miracle. The Bored cancelled all life insurance policies held by the Lings as well as each and every one of their associates. "There will be no complications nor liabilities," stated Bored Chair Stumpy Stiles. "We take our responsibilities seriously most of the time and prorogue any decision we feel appropriate -- always in our own interest and never caring about any readers real or imagined in the Ling Universe."

Fulton Joseph Butts stated in Facebook "I feel just by the name of the article that I might be qualified or maybe even over-qualified ; ) to be an editor there."

And incidentally it should be known for the record that Cornet Joyce of the Redbadbears is directly responsible for waking The Ling up this time round by stating "I miss Underling."

Breaking News! Underling not disappointed in Obama nor Harper
by Sly M. Buckets, 31 October 2010

"Why would I be disappointed in those guys?" Underling snapped at reporters yesterday. "They are exactly what I expected and have not disappointed in any way, to any degree, nor by any stretch of the imagination."

Underling, recently awakened from a two year Ripped and Twinkled hiatus, complains only that politics seems just as full of liars and pliars as it was when he chose to go comatose rather than see his beloved world of parody and satire robbed of its vitality by Presidents and Prime Ministers.

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Sanity Claws ARKHIVES of the one known as Underling, R.I.P.: 17 January 2004.

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